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Miranda I Effy Stonem I Twenty

Gryffindor | District 9 | Hermione Granger


Hey there, I'm Miranda but please call me Effy. Or MiMi... Either one will work. I'm taken by a boy named Fredrick. He's pretty special and resembles if Alexander Ludwig had a child with my ex it would be him. I reblog most everything. Come at me, bro. Hit that...get on the flo...Smack that... Give me some mo. Anyways, I'm really awkward and I know God, her name is Beth. Kthanksbai.



silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds





oxyhaemoglobin: Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.

oxyhaemoglobin:

Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this with anyone else. Just to consider that you’re each, essentially, a bag of bones and organs and muscles, and yet you’re both so much more than that because you’ve found each other and suddenly everything makes so much sense.


Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
  • Aurora: Story of your first kiss
  • Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
  • Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
  • Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
  • Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
  • Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
  • Belle: Is there someone you are close to who no one else likes? What's the story?
  • Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
  • Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
  • Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
  • Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
  • Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
  • Boo: A childhood hero.
  • Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
  • Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
  • Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
  • Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
  • Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
  • Nemo: Your bravest moment.
  • Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
  • Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
  • Alice: Done drugs?
  • Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.
  • Merida: What are you most passionate about?

uhrosie:

bloomin-eck:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

Family friendly!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Im actually crYING BYE

Kill me now.


confessionsofanerd: teashoesandhair: 221cbakerstreet: everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious ^ sounds like a plan

confessionsofanerd:

teashoesandhair:

221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

^ sounds like a plan